Tuesday, December 21, 2010
The Black Night Douchebag
Perhaps the driver of this truck believes since it's nighttime and his truck is black, no one will notice that he's straddling a DOUBLE yellow line... Douchebag!!!
Monday, November 29, 2010
Ford Parking Douchebag!
Beautiful truck, douchebag!
(He acts like his wife bought this for him for Christmas... gah!)
(He acts like his wife bought this for him for Christmas... gah!)
... and I thought VW drivers were courteous!?!?
You bet your sweet arse I left a lovely note on this douchebag's car!!!
Entitled much...?
Oxidized trunk... Rusted roof... POS boat of a car... OF COURSE... you must preserve the condition of your car and insure no further damage is done... What?!?!?!
NSU doesn't play! =)
My awesome friend Cheryl was kind enough to share this with me... A ticket... she recieved for "douchebaggy" parking at NSU! You can imagine how THRILLED I was when I discovered there are actual tickets for this business! =)
Afraid you'll catch the Boomer Sooner?!?!
The only thing "handicapped" about this person is their selfish, douchebaggy parking!
Hereditary...? Let's hope not!
Douchebag parking found in a school parking lot... Let's just hope the apple falls FAR from that tree!
Frontwards or Backwards... still a douchebag!
Something tells me THIS douchebag couldn't park between the lines even if (s)he pulled in forward! Ugh!
Handicapped...?
Douchebag - a disabled person does not make... apparently this douchebag didn't get that memo...
Douchebaggy Parking is an Expedition of Greatness...
Well, no, Mr(s). Ford Driving Douchebag... no one else would like a parking spot... You just help yourself!
DD...
Douchebag cuddle day in the parking lot... apparently, a few people have "mommy" issues today...
Gifted and Talented
This clever douchebag almost managed to manipulate his way into FOUR spots... wow...
It's contagious!
You may not realize this but you take a chance of catching "douchebag" or door dings when park next to these selfish DB's. Looks like no one wanted to take a chance this time.
Suffer from Little Man Syndrome much...?
While it is unclear if the driver of this truck suffers from "little man syndrome", it is obvious that he is a self centered douchebag with a strange hostility for white lines...
MMMVDDB (Mad Mom MiniVan Driving DoucheBag)
BETWEEN the TWO lines, douchebaggy mad mom in a mini van, NOT three!!!
Compassionate, Selfless parker...?
Another extraordinary driver exhibiting compassionate, selfless... Whatever!!! Another douchebag, is what we have here, folks!
Bravo! Bravo! You made it TWICE!
... more trashy parking
Douchebaggy parking in the McDonald's parking lot - where chicken nuggets are serious business! Serious enough to straddle a yellow line... I think this one's lost their edge...
You know you're a douchebag...
The passenger of this truck was overheard telling the driver, "Oh my gawd! You can't park worth a sh*t!"
LOL!... douchebag!
LOL!... douchebag!
Whatever Mr(s). Red Truck driving parking lot offender douchebag needed from the Dollar Store - was needed with such urgency that (s)he managed to become completely oblivious to the fact that there are LINES IN A PARKING LOT! Either that, or they're half handicapped - as they are half way in the handicapped spot... Then, you have the driver of the van... who is obviously a "follower"... so sad... SOOOOO sad...
Toyota Driving DOUCCHHHEBAG!
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Douchebag IS an option...
Mercedes SUV's come complete with rear window wiper, automatic fold in mirrors, and douchebaggy sense of parking entitlement!
Two-fer!!!
Both of these douchebags got ticketed... I didn't wanna hear "Well, he started it!" "No, he did!" "No, HE did!!" - so I wrote 'em both up!
Co-Worker Offender
A coworker - who has GIVEN a ticket in our parking lot... for shame... for shame... =)
Crooked...
Just because one line is longer than the other doesn't mean you get a free pass to park crooked, douchebag!
Friendly DB Offender
Since the owner of this vehicle took the picture herself and sent it to me, I hardly qualify her as a "douchebag"... plus - I love her like a sister - so, she's only in this album because of her stellar parking abilities... and her AWESOME ability to laugh at herself!
(PS - It IS a new car...)
Her email:
"LOL! Does it count that I don’t really know how to navigate my car yet???? I thought that white line was like the “leader” at the car wash at QT … your tire is supposed to be right on it!!!!"
(PS - It IS a new car...)
Her email:
"LOL! Does it count that I don’t really know how to navigate my car yet???? I thought that white line was like the “leader” at the car wash at QT … your tire is supposed to be right on it!!!!"
Crabby Douchebag!
Poor sucker thought he could dine at Red Lobster without being caught... What a douchebag!
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
White lines, douchebag! White Lines!
White lines... WHITE lines... maybe this Douchebag just believes they're for snorting... ?!?!
Co-worker Douchebag Parking Lot Offender
Really... new guy... can you NOT park your boat between the two friggin lines?!?!?! Sheesh!
Monster Truck Douchebag
This douchebag even has his nickname tagged on the front of his obnoxiously large truck...
Douchebag Parking Lot Offender
These lines aren't even white... they're YELLOW... you'd think the broad driving this car would see them. I guess she thought they meant "YIELD before you pull all the way in the spot" and "YIELD to parking between the lines..." Douchebaggy heifer!
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